A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked “What’s the problem? Wouldn’t your cat eat them?” The blonde’s eyes got very large, and she whispered “Do you mean to tell me that ‘Pussy Treats’ are for cats?”The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. “Darling, whatever is the matter?” he asks. “Sweetheart” she sobs “the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone” she sobbed again “I found that the cat had eaten it!” “Don’t worry, darling” said her husband. “Don’t cry. We’ll get a new cat in the morning...”“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis” mumbles an angry biker to one of his buddies. “No” says the friend “people don’t die of syphilis anymore”. The angry biker replies “They do when they. So, I’m blessed with the kind of body that girls would swoon over. Strong muscles as well as sexy abs. I’m 5’7″ tall, so the height is average, but my tool (I hope you guys know what a tool is) is more than the average size. I actually asked the girl who was my first partner in the sexual encounter I’m going to tell you about to measure it when it was erect. The measurement was 10 inches long and 6 inches thick.About the girl:Now let me tell you about the girl. I know you guys are getting impatient. For the sake of privacy, I’ll call her Pussy. I’m sure you will understand why I can’t tell her original name here. Pussy was a bustilicious babe. There is no word called ‘bustilicious’. It’s a word that I use to describe girls who have big, firm n rounded breasts and also round n strong butts. Just as I had her measure my tool, I took the liberty of measuring her as well. Her bust size was 38 and her waist was 40. I didn’t measure her hip size. I thought there was no point in doing so..
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